Quotes
- The horse stopped with a jerk and the jerk fell off - Unknown
- Every morning is the dawn of a new error - Unknown
- Be wary if the horse with a sense of humor - Pam Brown
- Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! - Unknown
- A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else - Unknown
- Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement. - Unknown
- Murphy's Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - Unknown
- "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer
- "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer
- You can't be late until you show up - Unknown
- Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. - Unkown
- Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. - Unkown
- "Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
- "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
- "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." - Ellen DeGeners
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. - Unkown
- Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. -Arnold Glasow
- You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. - Unknown
- "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams
- "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - Carl Gustav Jung
- "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde